My friend Dre is a genious!
Replace the word “hoochies” with “Iraqis” and BOOM (no pun intended), you’ve got a perfect quote that could’ve easily been said by Bush. Now, I’m not gonna waste the next five minutes of all your precious lives rambling on about my thoughts of George Dubya and the White House’s 43rd administration…instead, I’m actually going to give them props (yea, I know, I can’t believe it myself) for being the most gangsta of any presidential party ever! Blah Blah Blah…for the AMERICAN PEOPLE. Blah Blah Blah…as an AMERICAN PEOPLE. Blah Blah Blah…cuz I care about the AMERICAN PEOPLE! Only can Thug Life George receive cheers and claps every time he drops the A bomb (no pun intended…again), despite the number of lies that preceded it, making the crowd seem more like I, Robots than actual people. After eight years of fumbling speeches and coming up with asinine ideas to take over the world, Pinky and the Brain-less style, the guy still seems to garner a lot of support. I guess Bush does deserves the love though, I mean, he freakin lowered rates for housing loans…now if that’s not the greatest thing since Suge Knight’s donation of turkeys that one Thanksgiving day, then I don’t know what is… Trading War StoriesThe day Bin Laden had Manhattan to blow and took 2,998 lives, was the moment George knew he would go to war with daddy’s old nemeses…a war already destined to be after he Deebo’d the presidency from the ‘weather man’ back in 2000 (gangsta!) Even after it was said to be Osama’s doing with much evidence to support the claim, Bush and his comrades went forward with their own theories or already intended target (however you look at it), told a bunch of stories and made all you idiots believe in his war (gangsta!) All the evidence pointing at one person yet the authorities refuse to follow the leads…imagine that happening in the rap world…suppose a New York rapper gets merked out in uhh California and there are so many leads pointing at crooked cops working with…wait a minute…It’s been five years since George and Co. began playing Battleship with soldiers’ lives, with 3,972 lost to date…beat that Osama! How gangsta can one administration be? Go to a country, destroy that country, kill off its innocents, capture daddy’s rival, and then spend all of America’s most needed funds on rebuilding the country you destroyed. We don’t need that money anyway you know…I mean, all of our schools are perfect, homelessness is practically a thing of the past, and the word unemployment can be taken out the dictionary cause it no longer exists, right? Let’s not forget about those gas prices… Vapors
Only a real gangsta team can start a war, give its Vice President ‘no bid’ contracts for his oil company, make millions for themselves by doing so, all the while, leaving us as an American People, to pay the price at the pump…with every gallon sold, supporting the war (gangsta!) But what are we to do? Reminds me of the time Suge hung Vanilla Ice outside a balcony, demanding his royalty paper…hmm
We all know that the ‘heart attack’ man is raking in crazy money off the war…by the tens of millions (gangsta!) So you have to wonder why he doesn’t spend some of that money on upping his marksmanship skills! Back in February 2006, old Prick Cheney gave his best Elmer Fudd impression by shooting his attorney friend in the face, neck and chest with a 28-gauge Perazzi shotgun, although he was aiming for a uhh…bird (gangsta!) What’s intriguing about this story is the below quote: “My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with. We hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves.” Imagine Pac apologizing to the dudes who set him up and shot him at Quad Studios in 1994. Cheney shoots the guy…no charges…and the victim apologizes… (Wow that gangsta x 10 right there!) Wonda Why They Call U BitchFresh out the lands of New Orleans of which being consumed in the French Quarter, partying, drinking and exchanging beads for flashes of baby feeders, can make it easy to forget that the whole place was a real 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea not even three years ago. We all know the story of how the Bush Administration and the U.S. Government refused to play Noah’s Ark and rescue the civilians from the Great Flood (yea, I’m on my biblical *ish too). For the record, while I was down there helping rebuild, I was told by many locals that the Canadian, Russian and Mexican governments were the first to respond (but you’ll never hear that on CNN or MSNBC), long before Bush put down his slingshot at Camp David to finally respond…long before Cheney came out of his 30th heart surgery to finally respond…and long before Condoleezza Rice finished her NYC shoe shopping spree to finally respond.While thousands of New Orleans residents – tired, dehydrated and in need of emergency relief - waited on rooftops, inside attics and did all they could to survive in 90 plus degree weather (many dying while waiting) after the bitch Katrina hit, we had Bush’s right hand woman, Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, dropping thousands of dollars on shoes out in New York City. While Rice splurged, a fellow shopper, angered at the sight of the Secretary of State’s priorities, went up to her and shouted, “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” …and of course you know, the lady was physically removed from the store. How dare she step to a gangsta with such common sense!
Traffic JamSpeaking your mind to a government official will get your ass tossed out from somewhere, as Rice proved to the woman who stood up to her. Nothing really new about this when it comes down to the White House thugs though…we all remember the 2004 Republican National Convention protests. Over 1,000 people detained in Pier Depot at Pier 57 in Manhattan…for protesting peacefully…yea…for protesting…umm…peacefully. Isn’t freedom of speech somewhere in the Constitution? I thought this was America people (sup Jay). Sooooo, over the last eight years, we have experienced terrorism, been lied to, tricked into agreeing to go to war (well yall did, not me) for personal gain and profit, neglected by our own government, been lied to again, bringing home dead soldiers daily, and in a nationwide debt…yet the best that Congress can do is grill Roger Clemens! What about old George Jr. and his gangsta set? I mean, even Clinton was impeached for sexual shit…I guess a President forcing soldiers into a pointless war and gettin’ their heads blown off is not as bad as a President sittin back and uhh…gettin’ head! Gangsta!
Memories of a past time, givin’ up cash
To the leaders, knowin’ damn well, they ain't gonna feed us
In my brain how can you explain, time in D.C.
It's hard enough to live now, in these times of greed-Makaveli (Blasphemy)
